The following is an IM exchange between my sister and I about Velvet the cat: Me: Velvet took a dump! Sister: mazel tov
Archive for the ‘Branding’ Category
Washers and Dryers
July 27th, 2006
4,733 Comments
Danyael and I have been talking about going to London in the fall. Neither of us have been in a long time and one of her client’s is in a show over there plus it would nice to just get away. Earlier this week, Danyael told me that for my birthday (which is in August) [...]
Spare Me
April 1st, 2006
1,540 Comments
Chelsea Piers. March 31st, 2006. A legendary bowling competition. We played 3 games. Shira, Glenn, Danyael, and I. I have a bowling history that, when studied, would reveal that I am the most inconsistent bowler this side of the Mississippi. Game 1. I was terrible until the last few frames when I managed to salvage [...]
Language Barrier
March 23rd, 2006
2,395 Comments
As if the English language wasn’t already confusing, I believe we have reached the end of road as far as words go and is now time to create some new ones. There are new things invented all the time and new technologies used to do all sorts of stuff constantly. It only seems natural to [...]
Emergency Exit
March 21st, 2006
3,800 Comments
“In case of an emergency, please find the nearest exit and calmy leave the building.” Nah…I think I’ll run around, ignore 4 or 5 more convenient exits, for something much harder to get to. And then I’ll panic.
Blizzid '06!
February 12th, 2006
4,883 Comments
So there’s Mayor Bloomberg at the press conference telling people its ok…they have the proper equipment to handle the snow. “Don’t worry, we’ll get rid of the snow and then worry about how to pay for it later.” Ah…I think I’m in New York City where there has been more snow on a dealer’s mirror [...]
Odds of That
February 8th, 2006
5,549 Comments
The odds that you’d have the same birthday as your mother are about 1 in 365 or around 0.27%. My mother and I have the same birthday. Up until recently, I only knew of 1 other family where a child and parent had the same birthday. Well, guess who else has the same birthday as [...]
Pole Position
January 25th, 2006
5,612 Comments
You know when you’re waiting at a red traffic light? Is it so much to ask for that if you’re in the first slot, that you pause the hair and makeup session and just focus on the task at hand? Yesterday I was 3rd in line at the light. Light turns green…1 one-thousand, 2 one-thousand, [...]
